Congrats fuckboys…

Your ongoing stupidity has got you enrolled in The Ultimate Douchebag Competition. You’ve all outdone yourselves with new and improved ways of being an asshole. It is high time someone takes notice of your efforts and rewards you! We wouldn’t want all that hard work going to waste for nothing, would we? Don’t worry though, Judge Aanya’s got your back.

Boys let me tell you, this was not an easy decision! Since each one of you is just soooooo damn special. I had to consider all the candidates carefully. It took a loooooooot of time to evaluate your fuckery to really make the right decision. Buttttt ultimately, I couldn’t pick just one fuckboy

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LET’S CELEBRATE YOUR LANDSLIDE VICTORY BY AWARDING YOU A FULL-BLOWN BLAST ON KOFFEE WITH KOTHARI DEDICATED TO YOUR FUCKERY.
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Before you begin to read the “episodes” know that I am giving you a…

WARNING: The details of this content contain crude, sensitive, raunchy, and possibly triggering material. Proceed at your own risk!

Guess if the warning didn’t scare you off…. that Desi in you must really want the juicy details of my life. Okaaaay well, don’t say I didn’t warn ya!

Boy you are really invested in my life aren’t ya? You can catch up here on weekly episodes of Koffee With Kothari

REMEMBER YOU CAN’T UNREAD OR UNSEE WHAT YOU KNOW PAST THIS PAGE. NOW IS YOUR TIME TO EXIT.

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Sooooo…. my fellow Ladies and Gents, grab your cha/coffee, bhajia, chevdo or whatever the hell you want.

It’s time to tune into Koffee with Kothari because of Kuch Kuch Hota Hai!